Week 1

Welcome all to the 2017 NFL season and the 4th season of the Domination League.  As I'm writing this, week 2 is already in the books but I will do my best to appropriately recap week 1.

The Domination of the Week:  Evan 108.42 -- 75.00 Stacey

Futility of the Week:  Derek, who lost to one of only two people who scored more points than him.

Points were hard to come by in week one.  Especially for Heath and Stacey who both failed to reach 100 points.  A feat that hasn't been done in the history of the Domination League.  Stacey scored an all time opening week low eking out a measly 75 points in a loss to Evan and Heath managed 90.44 in a loss to Barr who scored only 107.54 and would've lost to everyone else but Stacey.  The closest matchup of the week was Derek vs Jake which ended in a 132.64 to 127.70 win for the fire crotch.  Jeff racked up the most points of the week and was the only league member to actually exceed their pregame projection (by .4) in a win against Brian.  The final matchup of the week saw DJ beat Ethan mostly because of astronomical totals from his punter who scored 12 points and Austin fuckin Hooper.

Just about everyone will be expecting bigger performances from their teams in week 2.  The matchup of the week for week 2 will be the only two undefeated teams playing each other:  Jeff vs Evan.