Here At Last

Finally, the 2016 season is but a day away.  Thursday night will serve as a nice appetizer for week 1 as several teams will have players suiting up in the Super Bowl rematch.  The matchup of the week is Jeff's Evan's Team vs Evan's Andy's Army in a game that is sure to yield no team name changes now, or ever probably.  A few changes have been made to the league during the grueling offseason.  The most notable change is the new 50+ point rule wherein if a team loses by 50 or more points, the winning team gets to change the losing team's name for the following week.  Trading of draft picks and a stipulation that teams keeper players for the following season must be on the team's roster no later than week 10 of the regular season were the other two changes made.

This season is sure to bring more of the same excitement we've seen in the previous two seasons.  Blowouts and wins by fractions of a point are near certainties.  However, many questions loom that only time will answer.  Will DJ and Heath fall from grace back to the bottom of the league after a historic season from both? Probably.  Will Jake return to the top? Doubtful.  Will Ethan, Derek, or Stacey, who have been perennial playoff teams, finally break through to win the title? No.  Will perennial non-playoff team, Barr, EVER make the playoffs? Also no.  Who will be most hurt by the inevitable injuries? DJ.  How many trades will the commissioner make? Infinite.  Who will taste the sweet sweet pleasures of total domination? Me.

I wish you all terrible rotten luck this season as I claim the title.

Sincerely,

Your Commissioner