Week 2

The Domination of the Week:  Barr 163.46 -- 112.02 Jake

Futility of the Week:  Evan who lost to DJ by less than a point

Week 2 is already in the books and what a week it was.  Sunday matchups were prefaced by a lot of name calling, trash talk, and then backing off of said trash talk from Barr and Jake, prompting the commissioner to make an unprecedented mid-week change to the matchup of the week.  In the end the umbrella matchup ended up being the domination of the week as Barr manhandled Jake to the tune of 50+ for our first such occurrence of the season.  For this week Jake's team will be known as Barr's Little Bitch.  We were on double 50 point win alert as Heath looked like he might eclipse the mark against Ethan but fell short by just 6 points.  Either way the defending champ is putting together a successful title defense so far.  As mentioned in the futility of the week, Evan saw his win against DJ slip from his hands and fall to the ground just like the TD pass Jordan Matthews dropped.  Stacey who has inexplicably changed her name to "DicksOutForHarambe" eeked by Jeff by about 4 points and Derek secured an 11 point victory over Brian to bring both of them to 1-1.  Barr, DJ, and Heath all remain undefeated while Jeff, Jake, and Ethan stay winless.  The rest of us own a 1-1 record.  The season is still in its infancy but the standings have yielded a sight I don't think any of us ever thought we'd see; Barr sits in 1st place of the domination league.

The matchup of week 3 is Stacey vs Derek in what we will surely refer to as the divorce game in the future.  We also have two 2-0 teams squaring off against two 0-2 teams looking to pull the upset as Heath faces Jake and DJ faces Jeff.  The cream will eventually rise to the top of the standings but these first few weeks will be crucial.

Standings:
1. Barr (2-0) ↑3
2. Heath (2-0) ↑1
3. DJ (2-0) ↑2
4. Stacey (1-1) ↑2
5. Evan (1-1) ↓3
6. Brian (1-1) ↓5
7. Derek (1-1)
8. Jeff (0-2)
9. Jake (0-2)
10. Ethan (0-2)