The Domination of the Week: Jake 181.14 -- 115.62 Heath
Futility of the Week: Ethan who's injury depleted lineup suffered further thanks to an abysmal performance from Carson Palmer
!!! Double 50 Point Win Alert !!!
This week had more than it's fair share of domination. Derek destroyed Stacey by 50+ in the matchup of the week. Perhaps its the beginning of the end for the newly weds after such a drubbing. The other domination came from an unexpected source. Jake, who got beat just last week by 50, dismissed of the defending champ Heath by 65 points. While Derek is still considering all options for what to call his wife's team for this week, it has already been decided by Jake that Heath's team will be known as "The Ass that DJ eats". Week 3 and we already have 3 50 point dominations.
The other matchups of this week were far from exciting. Brian defeated the entirely dismantled squad that Ethan owns. Barr beat Evan, who forgot to start an active TE, by nearly 20 points despite a goose egg from Kelvin Benjamin to bring him to 3-0 (Barr now has exactly as many wins as he accrued last season). And Jeff devoured DJ just like DJ devours ass. The only two remaining zeroes in anyone's win-loss records are Barr's 0 losses and Ethan's 0 wins. The rest of the league owns either a 2-1 or 1-2 record. Competition is as fierce as its ever been in the Domination League.
The upper part of the standings saw quite the shakeup this week as 2 of the 3 undefeated teams lost and 2 of 3 winless teams found wins. Derek catapults into 2nd place and Brian climbs to 3rd while DJ falls to 4th. Heath skids down to 5th place and Evan Falls one spot to 6th; the cusp of the playoff teams. Stacey falls dramatically into 7th from 4th. The bottom teams remain the same.
1. Barr (3-0)
2. Derek (2-1) ↑5
3. Brian (2-1) ↑3
4. DJ (2-1) ↓1
5. Heath (2-1) ↓3
6. Evan (1-2) ↓1
7. Stacey (1-2) ↓3
8. Jeff (1-2)
9. Jake (1-2)
10. Ethan (0-3)
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